(and she’ll never beat) Kylo

By Lorde of the Sith

Apologies to Lorde (Royals)

I’ve never seen a time I was correct
I believe most everything in the movies
And I’m just proud that I’m a mess,
And a trolling clown, with penis envy

But everyone’s like told me, hey you, trippin’ in the forum
Calling names, “you clowns!”, trashin’ the decorum,
We’ll just swear, we’re getting daddy back in our dreams.
Tell everybody like it’s OK that really doesn’t bug me
Just claim, “I win”, haters can’t dispute me.
We don’t care, we aren’t smart, and that’s not fair.

And she’ll never beat Kylo (Kylo).
With even Anakin in her blood,
That kind of luck just ain’t enough.
The Vader fan would kick her butt.
So I’ll just have to be ruder (ruder)
If you don’t agree me
And tell me “it’s true”, “it’s true”, “it’s true”, “it’s true”
Let me live Rey’s fantasy.

—————–

My friends and I are comical
We say our fathers are to blame: the patriarchy.
And everybody who knows the show: Lucas wouldn’t do this…
You didn’t count on Disney!

But “woman strong” is like: No need Windu, Obi in a bathrobe.
Not trained but good mastering the mind probe.
Hey look there! We’re driving Kylo back in our dreams.
Cause every girl’s like instant payback. I win at your expertise.
Just played my man’s sabre on a dog leash.
Mental care, I ain’t caught yet, but they’re coming here.

And she’ll never beat Kylo (Kylo).
With even Anakin in her blood,
That kind of luck just ain’t enough.
The Vader fan would kick her butt.
So I’ll just have to be ruder (ruder)
If you don’t agree me
And tell me “it’s true”, “it’s true”, “it’s true”, “it’s true”
Let me live Rey’s fantasy.

—————–

Nooo No No
Rey’s bigger than Catnis Everdeen!
And I’m in love with every scene.
Nooo No No
I need psychiatric care.
We’re not caught yet, but they’re almost here.

And she’ll never beat Kylo (Kylo).
With even Anakin in her blood,
That kind of luck just ain’t enough.
The Vader fan would kick her butt.
So I’ll just have to be ruder (ruder)
If you don’t agree me
And tell me “it’s true”, “it’s true”, “it’s true”, “it’s true”
Let me live Rey’s fantasy.

 

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